E                                        E
Dinner was nice  Dressed up real pretty  Took you out dancin', and a night on the city
E                                   E
Time's a'wastin' and talk is cheap  Bought a bag of blow with my pay for the week

[Chorus]
(Hammer on the 6th of each chord, blues)
G                                                   A
Put the coke on my dick, and turn to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, and my penis is raw
C                                          A
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So you can taste the heat

E                                            E
Put the fuckin' coke  On the tip of my cock  All night long, I'm hard as a rock
E                                            E
Better be good 'cuz tonight I'm smokin'  Two tons of man is the title I'm holdin'

[Chorus]
G                                                   A
Put the coke on my dick, and turn to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, and my penis is raw
C                                          A
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So you can taste the heat

E                                          E
The hour is late,in the earth and the sea  Those zits on your ass girl, they don't bother me
E                                              E
Tonight I'm fire, and there ain't no stoppin'  Put the fuckin' coke  On the fuckin' cock head

[Chorus]
G                                                   A
Put the coke on my dick, and turn to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, and my penis is raw
C                                          A
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So you can taste the heat