Eb  Bb  C

G       F  Bb       C
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo
G       F  Bb       C
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo


[Verse]
G                F
What's in it for me?
    Bb                    C
You don't get nothing for free.
    G                    F
You stand and shake your tin,
   Bb            C
It gets under my skin.
  G                    F
I might see what I can do
   Bb              C
In another year or two.

[Chorus]
       G F         Bb        C
Let me see: what's in it for me?
           G F               Bb      C
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free.
        G F            Bb    C
Can you stop? you keep after me
        G F         Bb   C
But I'm not - not a charity

G       F  Bb       C
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo

[Verse]
G               F
Now you're back again
     Bb               C
Just like a long-lost friend
          G             F
With your sorry tale of woe
    Bb              C
But no one wants to know.
G              F
Just give us a rest!
       Bb          C
You're making me depressed.

[Chorus]
      G F        Bb   C
Gotta run, I'm a busy man
         G F       Bb      C
And I've done everything I can
        G F           Bb       C
But you keep stickin' out your hand
       G F           Bb    C
Pardon me, you're in disneyland

[Bridge]
Eb    Bb                     C
And I know you'll think it's strange,
Eb     Bb                     G
You, I know you'll think it's strange
Eb    Bb             C      Eb   C  Eb
But I don't have any change.
So no change.

[Solo]
G       F  Bb       C
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo
G       F  Bb       C
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo
G F Bb C G F Bb C
G F Bb C

[Bridge]
Eb    Bb                     C
And I know you'll think it's strange,
Eb     Bb                     G
You, I know you'll think it's strange
Eb    Bb             C      Eb   C  Eb
But I don't have any change.     Change.

[Verse]
     G            F
I'll tell you for free:
      Bb                   C
Don't waste your breath on me.
     G              F
I've heard it all before.
   Bb            C
Philanthropy's a bore!

[Chorus]
       G F         Bb        C
Let me see: what's in it for me?
           G F               Bb      C
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free.
        G F            Bb    C
Can you stop? you keep after me
        G F         Bb   C
But I'm not - not a charity

[Outro]
G      F  Bb                 C
  Charity!  What's in it for me?
G      F  Bb                 C
  Charity!  What's in it for me?
G      F  Bb                 C
  Charity!  What's in it for me?
G      F  Bb                 C
  Charity!  What's in it for me? What's in it for me?

G F Bb C
          For me!
G F Bb C
G F Bb C