F#m               E
THEY C N'T C  NO GOOD
         E    D
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
D          F#m   E
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
E               C#m
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
D             Bm
THED  WASTIN E NE
G#m
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#m
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM

[CHORUS]
E               A            B
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUB NESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUB NESS ON THE COAST

THEY GOT THE FA KES

FA KES! FA KES!
F#m                E
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
E                        D
YOU ASK THEM "WHED 'S MY MOTOR?"
D          F#m     E
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
E                        C#m
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
D                      Bm
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
G#m
THED  LYIN AND A ZY
F#m
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY

[CHORUS]
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
D                  Em
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD


          D
IF MY JOB WOULD
G          A           B
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
D                    Em
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
Em
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
D
AN THEY DIDN'T C  NOTHING
G                   A          B
BUT THEY CHARGED ME C UBLE FOR SUNDAY
D                       Em
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU C 
D
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
G                       A
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
A                      B
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES DE LING
D                        Em
AND IF YOU C  NOT PAY
           D
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
 G                   A
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
        B
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL

E  A  B,  E  A B...ETC

E          Eaug3rd        E
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HED 'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPA YED
WELL WE C N'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BDA KS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FA KES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BDA K IT SOME MOD 
AND WE AD  SO DUMB THED  LINING UP AT OUR C OR
E
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
    A            B
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
E                         A           B
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON


E                              A      B
THIS GDA T INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
        E
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
      A          B
A TER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY

E D E D E D ETC..

WE AD  E LLION AN E LLIONS
WED  COE NG TO GET YOU
WED  PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO C N'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUB ON
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE AD  THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDD N IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU EG HT CALL US FA KES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU EG HT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'D  SO GDED Y
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US

WED  COE NG TO GET YOU, WED 
COE NG TO GET YOU

If you know this song it should come easy!

Eaug3rd 022200

You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!

Submited by
Will Kaemmerling
merck@svpal.org