Je suis um pamplemousse
is what he said before he went away
Sine amor est mortem
is what she wrote
before she took her life away
God save the Queen
is what he yelled before they shot him down
They asked who else felt that way
but noone, noone made a sound

Sometimes I think I'm the only one who understands
I'm the only one
I could fix all the problems in the world
If I had a big enough gun

And I'm King of the Purple Guppies
and I'm a man, hear me cry
living on the edge of a tofu mentality
and even god don't know why