I've done something wrong
But my desire for fame and fortune was just too strong
I've been a good ol' Joseph Fritzl all along
I just wanted to make a Billboard Top Ten song

One hit song
But in my keyboard I didn't find
That perfect take-off sound
That a tropical hit demands
I tried every flute I found

But I couldn't play that sound
That could put you in a trance
Make everybody dance

But then I went to Karl Johan
And I heard this awesome band
Play the flute called Pan
It was a pan flute band
And I am mearly just a man

So I rented me a van
And led them on
With two for one
Had to be done
Had to be done

But now I'm sad
'Cause my conscience tells me what I've done is bad
It was the pan flute's magic sound that made me mad
I destroyed something amazing for a fad

A stupid fad
And then I came to realise
Stealing indians isn't nice
So I tried to make amends
With fountain fun like in Friends

Give them bracelets, fix their hair
Give them flat caps they could wear
But nothing cleared the air
I went back to Karl Johan

There was not an awesome band
There was no band land
And a stupid stand

And it was hard for me to see
All the pain and apathy
From the lack of pan
The awesome pan flute band
All because of me
So I set them free