I thought we were happy, you were like the harry
To my ginny weasley, but you had other plans
You found someone new, a hotter witch to screw
I took that as my cue to start a band

Now I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart
In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart
Stab them with a sword or set them aflame
So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same

I thought you could be all that I ever needed
Guess I didn't know how wrong I was
So I'll look you in the eye and tell you just why
I'm standing here tonight, and it's all because

I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart
In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart
Stab them with a sword or set them aflame
So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same

Now I know that I never should've let you in
But there's still time to decide that I won't let you win

I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart
In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart
Stab them with a sword or set them aflame
So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same

I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart
In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart
Stab them with a sword or set them aflame
So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same