I Heard A Crazy Story 'Bout A Rockin Machine
Travels The World Crossing Land & Sea
Has A Little Fun With The Ladies He Meets
He's A Rockabilly Missionary
Oh Yes, A Rockabilly Missionary

Dubai Dallas Or Timbuctoo
Big Ole' Quiff & Bunch Of Tattoos
Spreads The Billy Gospel To Those In Need
A Rockabilly Missionary
Oh Yes, A Rockabilly Missionary

He Don't Stand No Nonsense
He's Proud Of His Lot
When He Comes A Callin'
You Might As Well Just Rock…

He Don't Get Paid Cos It's For Cause
But He Scrapes His Way By The Hand Of God
He'll Take His Place In Heaven & Rock The Lord
A Rockabilly Missionary
Oh Lord, A Rockabilly Missionary