There's a million miles of four lane concrete highway
Stretched out like cobwebs across the land
And we filled 'em up with shinny two tone ramblers
Fords Plymouths Chevy's Mac trucks and VW vans
But our wheels are no longer innocent there rolling frames of mind
Decorated with decals like the war
And there's a lot of people tryin' to tell the story of their life
In a two bit bumper sticker on their car

Keep your city clean eat a pigeon
War ain't no good for kids and other things
The law of America or you can leave it
Come see the friendly folks down at Camping King
Is it Royal Gorge don't mix 'em
All the way with a match and don't forget the MIA's
Remember the Bismarck think a green plant
Damn it damn it and have a very nice day

When guns rifle all outlaws have 'em
Don't buy grapes lettuce from the AIP
My God's not dead too bad about yours
Want to know bout cosmetics just ask me
Think snow think so
Restore bizarre if you can read this sign your too close
If you hate cops then your in trouble call a hippy
Up with people down with prisons curb your dog

Take a deep breath live dangerously
Remember when sex was dirty and air was clean
Drive like hell and you'll get there
Go big red let peace begin with me
Down with hot pants no comment
Be kind to animals kiss a frog today
Custer died for you sins pigs are people
Honk for Jesus hnd have a very nice day
Honk for Jesus and have a very nice day