When the kegs been floated
And the sun comes out
When you want to say I love you
But fuck ya's all that comes out
When the police car pulls up outside your window
It's time to go
It's time to go
It's time to go

When the food's been eaten
And you haven't got a dime
When the rents past due
For the fourth and final time
When your girlfriend's husband's drilling bullets through the door
It's time to go
It's time to go
It's time to go

It's time to go
When the bouncer says, "I have to break your bones."
It's time to go
When your girlfriend's dick is bigger than your own
It's time to go
When you realize you've just coughed up your spleen
And the tequila you've been drinking tastes like the bartender's urine

When you fart and check your underwear
And find a big surprise
When the guy in line in front yells,
"No one moves and no one dies!"
When the band starts playing free bird
And your penis starts to glow
It's time to go
It's time to go
It's time to go