The sun comes up and the sun goes down
The Hands on the clock they just keep goin' around
Oh I just get up and it's time to lay back down
Life gets tee-just don't it

My shoe's untied but I don't care
I ain't figurin' on goin' nowhere
I'd just have to wash and comb my hair
And that's just a waste of affort

The water in the well is gettin' lower and lower
But I don't use much water anymore
Now I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure
That too much bathin' it'll weaken you

My ole brown mule he must be sick
Cause I jobbed him in the rump with this pin on a stick
Well he humped his back but he wouldn't kick
And there's somethin' cock-eyed somewhere

Little ole mouse chewin' on the pantry door
Hi little mouse
He's been at it for a month or more
When he gets through boy is he gonna be sore
Cause there ain't a dern thing in there

Cow's gone dry and hens won't lay
And the fish quit bitin' last Saturday
Troubles pile up day by day
And now I'm gettin' dandruff

My ole hound dog is howlin' so forlorn
Arrrr arrrr yourself
He's the laziest dog that ever was born
He's howlin' cause he's settin' on a thorn
And he's just too dern lazy to move over

The tin roof leaks and the chimney leans
And there's a hole in the bottom of my ole blue jeans
And I just drank the last of my pork and beans
Well I guess I'll just go on the wagon